John Wood
- Position in Club: Number 1 supporter
- Nicknames: Woody/Baldy
- Joined Club: 2003
- Age: 46
- Sporting Heros: Botham/Boycs/Viv Richards
- Previous Clubs: Beighton CC/City School All Stars
- Best Cricketing Moment: Hat trick in my first game for Cuckney CC (When (Not IF) it happens)
- Worst Cricketing Moment: No such thing-I'm too good
- Highest Score: TBA (Probably in the hundreds)
- Best Bowling: Who knows, it will be at least a 10'fer
- Least Known Personal Fact: I have actually got loads of hair, its just that its all FLESH coloured, so u cant see it.
- Hobbies: Golf/Drinking/Watching TV-anything active (NOT)
- Desert Island Partner: Raquel Welch (For those who remember watching the film 1 million years BC)
- Favourite Song: Purple Rain-Prince
- Favourite Album : Purple Rain-Prince
- Favourite Film: Purple Rain-Prince
- Favourite Food: Hot curry
- Favourite Drink: Cider/Red wine, or owt that gets me pi**ed
- Football Team: The best team in the world-Cum on U OWLS