Dan O'Kane
- POSITION IN CLUB: 'Premier' Slow Left Armer
- NICKNAMES: Giro, Easyjet, Sir, The DOK
- BORN: 1972, Newport, WALES
- SPORTING HEROS: Boz, Botham, Gareth Edwards, Shane Williams (but Boz top of list, obviously)
- BATTING STYLE: David Gower crossed with David Blunkett
- BOWLING STYLE: Plenty of flights...not much quality (Easyjet)
- PREVIOUS CLUBS: Empingham CC (still) in Rutland, Great Canfield in Essex, Wellow
- FAVOURITE GROUND: The WACA, Trent Bridge, Cuckney
- WORST GROUND: Rose Leisure cos it rains and we bat like prats
- BEST CRICKETING MOMENT: Watching Boz bowl a 7 year old with a no ball last week and shout "But I knocked out the stump!"
- WORST CRICKETING MOMENT: Watching the glorious talent that is Nick Widdowson wasted through a life of sex, drugs, rock'n'roll...and statistics
- HIGHEST SCORE: 93 (2005)
- BEST BOWLING: 7-25
- LEAST KNOWN PERSONAL FACT: My cricket cap is quite colourful but few people know that. I went to Oxford Uni. I think Boz should play for England.
- BEST PLAYER PLAYED WITH OR AGAINST: Boz...obviously